A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a
 man  comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

 "No," he says, "The seat is empty."

 "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
 have a  seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
 world, and not use it?"

 He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
 come  with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we
 haven't been to together since we got married in 1970."

 "Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
 someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
 seat?".

 The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the funeral."